I didn't even realize it until today but I have apparently been sucked into some kind of a political black hole. I honestly did not know my media habits had changed so drastically. Not only have I not been keeping up with Perez Hilton lately, I haven't even looked a People or an US Weekly.
The reason I know that I've been in the vacuum was when I went to Yahoo this morning, I saw that Kendra Wilkinson, one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends and my favorite Girl Next Door (because she's as dumb as a bag of hair) is getting married to some guy that plays for the Eagles. Not only that, Holly the blondest of them all, and Hef also broke up several weeks ago. Something about wanting babies...go figure, he's 150.
I am usually on top of this kind of stuff, especially the Girls Next Door. I love them. That show is one of my guiltiest pleasures. I watch it while eating Cherry's Garcia and chain smoking.
Clearly my priorities have not been where they need to be.
Normally I can count on Tess to keep me up to speed on the important things in life but apparently while I only had Obamavision, she was focused squarely on Britney and her new album. In all fairness, I know that if Britney Spears is the news, we can't expect Tess to be very productive so it's no surprise to me that she wasn't keeping up with the comings and goings of the Playboy Mansion residents, but dammit, I still blame her for not snapping me out of my Political Craze Haze and at least reminding me to check Perez every now and then especially when the relationship of the most stable couple (or in this case quadruple) I know is banging on the rocks.
What will become Holly and Kendra without a full staff of servants??? I'm devastated.