Friday, November 14, 2008

The White Trashiest of them All


Well folks, I think we have a winner. ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS THE WHITE TRASHIEST!! Not that Pamela isn't a suitable 1st runner up and would be willing to step up and take on the duties of the Queen if for any reason she is unable to........wait Anna is already deader'n a boot. Like Vodka Mom said, and I kinda have to agree, maybe Anna being dead does make her even trashier. (I mean OD'ing. How trashy is that?) I also agree that Pamela, by trying to be trashy makes her trashy on a whole other level. But I think that Anna's trash was/is in her DNA. Have you seen this girls family??

We did have some notable Write-In candidates. Courtney Love was mentioned and I think that we can all agree that she takes trashy to an artform, but in a gross trainwreck kind of way. ANS and PA are of the sexy/trashy variety. Kendra Wilkinson is also noteworthy. I do love Kendra though so I'm not real sure how trashy she really is. I think alot of her trash is just show. I'm not automatically disgusted with her (on account of how high class I am, I have a physical reaction to trashy people. I have a story about that involving my husband's ex wife...but that's for another day.) But on the whole, I think we can all agree that no matter what camp your are in, Anna Nicole, rest her soul, is truly very trashy and that is why she is our winner!

4 comments:

Fancy Schmancy said...

Oh please do tell about the ex. I was one of the write-ins for Kendra, and I so love to hear a real story. The trashier the better!

Vodka Mom said...

I knew in my heart my girl would win. sigh.

FOOTBALL MAN said...

I like your blogs, looking forward to your future updates.

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