Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The REVELATION of Idiots

I keep getting texts and e-mails claiming Barak Obama is the Anti-Christ. Read that again....E-MAILS CLAIMING BARAK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST.

That's right ladies and gents. Ignorance is alive and well in the U.S of A. Folks are spreading the crazy talk around saying our guy is the Devil and I know for a fact, unfortunately but not suprisingly, there are dumbasses that really believe it.

Case in point. Some clown my husband works with was standing around work handing out copies of this ridiculous e-mail that says: The Book of Revelation states that The Anti-Christ will be a man in his 40's and of Muslim descent, he'll have Christ like appeal etc... And this ridiculous thing says...power was given unto him to continue for forty and two months (which is the ONLY thing that is actually in Revelation)....about the time of a Presidential term. Now I don't know about you but forty and two months could be a time frame for many things besides a presidential term or the length of time the Devil has to be in charge. It is about the same amount of time it takes one to get through High School, learn to speak French fluently, and extinguish ones hopes of becoming a Professional Football Player. I think it's just a coincidence but that's just me.

My husband shared with me the flyer he had been given by this idiot who was handing these things out like he was doing some great community service. Now my husband is usually a nice fellow who doesn't say many bad things about people but he said this guy is, has always been, and is likely to always be an idiot of the first water. (for those of you not familiar with that phrase, it means that he's likely to be the biggest idiot ever in the history of idiots)


I took it upon myself to scribble a friendly note to this pinhead on the back of his little handout pointing out that 1) The Book of Revelation does not even mention the word "Anti-Christ" and 2) How could it possibly mention someone of Muslim descent since the religion of Islam was founded in the 7th century and the Book of Revelation was written somewhere around 95 or 96 A.D., a good 6oo years before there was even such thing as a Muslim much less one of their descendents.

It amazes me that not only are people stupid enough to believe such ridiculous things but even more so, they are Anxious to believe it.

It's sad really that the Sheople have been led this far astray by the fear-mongers on the right. I know some people are just stupid but this kind of crazy is started by someone who intends to freak stupid people out.

I also would like to report that I took advantage of the early voting available in my area and I am proud to announce that I VOTED FOR THE ANTI-CHRIST!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

5 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

I love the quote on your header. Classic!

Fancy Schmancy said...

I think some lame-brain is confusing the bible and Nostradamus! If I recall correctly, Nostradamus had a prediction (and I'm freely paraphrasing here because I really don't remember word for word) that mentioned that the person who would start the third world war would be a charismatic young man from the Middle East, generally assumed to be Osama Bin Laden. Again, no mention of Muslim or Anti-Christ.

Dumbasses.

Falwless said...

YAY for the Anti-Christ!

People are so willing to believe ridiculous shit, it's amazing...

Fancy Schmancy said...

I tagged you for a meme, if you're up for it. Check my newest post.

Stani said...

Ah! You know how it is, idiots and their ilk, thrive on fear and sadly there is nothing we can do about it really, just pray they don't turn their idiocy on to us! Anyway, great to know u voted for Obama! Nice one!